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Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James2,271,515 ratings, 3.66 average rating, 80,922 reviews
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"We didn't-?" I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can't complete the question. I stare at my hands.
"Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive," he says dryly."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive," he says dryly."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"You can do all the thinking you like – but until you actually talk, you're not going to get anywhere."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Follow your heart, darling, and please, please — try not to overthink things. Relax and enjoy yourself. You are so young, sweetheart. You have so much of life to experience yet, just let it happen. You deserve the best of everything."
― Fifty Shades Fanget
― Fifty Shades Fanget
"Amy Studt is singing in my ear about misfits. This song used to mean so much to me; that's because I'm a misfit."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Having the thought of you being with someone else is like a knife twisting in my dark soul"
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Drawing up my knees, I fold in on myself. I want to make myself as small as possible. Perhaps this nonsensical pain will be smaller the smaller I am. Placing my head on my knees, I let the irrational tears fall unrestrained. I am crying over the loss of something I never had. How ridiculous."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"And so a pattern develops: wake, work cry. sleep. I can't even escape him in my dreams. Gray burning eyes, his lost look, his hair burnished and bright and bright all haunt me. And the music... so much music-I cannot bear to hear any music. I am careful to avoid it at all costs. Even the jingles in commercials make me shudder."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"How was Jose when you went to the bar...(Ana) He was fine. (Christian) Palm-twitchingly mad. Especially now."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"The pain is such that I refuse to acknowledge it. I feel numb. I have somehow escaped from my body and am now a casual observer to this unfolding tragedy."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Inside, I'm doing graceful cartwheels in my head, knowing full well that's the only place I can do graceful cartwheels."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"He holds out his hand, and in his palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread … Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils … Oh my … It's a curious feeling. Once they're inside me, I can't really feel them—but then again I know they're there … Oh my … I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for sex."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down again. Up and down like whores"
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"What is it with all the immaculate blondes? It's like Stepford here."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"¿Por que no me dijiste que era peligroso? ¿Por que no me lo advertiste?
Las mujeres saben de lo que tienen que protegerse, porque leen novelas que les cuentan Como hacerlo..."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
Las mujeres saben de lo que tienen que protegerse, porque leen novelas que les cuentan Como hacerlo..."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Do you really feel like this or do you think you ought to feel like this?"
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"I need him to want me like I want and need him, and deep down I know that's not possible."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"This is all I know, too. Perhaps together we can chart a new course."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"He's not a dark knight, but a white knight in shining, dazzling armor - Anastasia Steele"
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"I know I've not had these things in my past, but I want them in my future."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"I don't have a philosophy as such. Maybe a guiding principle, Carnegie's A man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possessionof anything else to which he is justly entitled.' I'm very singular, driven. I like control... of myself and those around me."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
".... I may need you to accompany me to functions, and I want you dressed well. I'm sure your salary, when you do get a job, won't cover the kind of clothes I'd like you to wear."
"I don't have to wear them when I'm not with you?"
"No."
"Okay." Think of them as uniform."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
"Oh, crapola. Don't get your panties in such a twist...and give me back mine. I glare at him."
― Fifty Shades of Grey
― Fifty Shades of Grey
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